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Mar. 30th, 2012 @ 08:11 am Dear panookah
Dear panookah:

We, the moderators of rant_about_cons have recently come to understand that you have a largely unsatisfied curiosity about our community and the activities therein which are hidden from the view of the general public.

Now it is with regret that we must inform you that we cannot extend an offer of membership to you. The truth of the matter is that you can be quite the pain in the tuchus, and while it is also true that many of our members also have that capacity, they are largely united in the belief that your tuchus pain potential is not a good match for our community.

However, we are not without some sympathy and understand that you might have questions you wish to ask on our own territory. It is in the spirit of cross community comity that we are offering you this post in which to participate at whatever level you feel comfortable or interested. Please understand that this is a limited time offer, and the moderators of the community cannot guarantee what kind of responses you receive from the membership. However, we do anticipate your participation with great interest.

Thank you in advance for your always unique and interesting perspective.

Sincerely,

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llama-rific - ganked
malasadas:
Sep. 21st, 2011 @ 10:28 pm (no subject)
I speak to you now as your Supreme Leader, RACers. We have all heard about Comrade merig00's exploits in the wilds of Udallia. Sadly, he has paid the ultimate price and has been prematurely removed from combat for the crime of valiantly defending our sacred values against the Melvish Onslaught. His sacrifice will be remembered.
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Home of the enslaved.
lafinjack:
Aug. 16th, 2011 @ 11:58 am (no subject)
I HAVE BEEN COMMANDED


BEHOLD!!!
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Bew-WEEEEEEooooooo!
lafinjack:
Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:17 pm (no subject)
Livejournal finally solves problem of Mel posting massive boring rants about dumb bullshit.
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Joker - glance
lafinjack:
Jul. 10th, 2011 @ 01:24 pm Civet de lievre (Jugged Hare)
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In our continuing quest against conservatism in the kitchen, I would like to offer an old classic, "Jugged Hare". Whilst it is by no means as radical as the offering of penis stew, this dish also shows that there is a great distinction between traditionalism in food and conservatism in food. Enjoy.

Find yourself one freshly killed hare. A couple of rabbits will do in a pinch (but not Kyoto's). Skin it, gut it, bone it; save the blood and add vinegar to it (prevents clotting). Wash the head, heart and liver. Add these, and the bones, into a saucepan with about 1.5 l of cold salted water. Add the blood. Bring to the boil and then simmer. Add a large carrot for irony, some onions with cloves. Let simmer for three or so hours. When cooled add bouquet garni (thyme and parsley are recommended).

In the meantime cut the hare into small pieces, flour and season with salt and pepper. Sauté until all parts are evenly browned. Add a handful of mushrooms.

Pour the blood-stock (which should be quite thick) over the hare pieces and add at least three cups of red wine or two cups of port. Cover and simmer for another hour.

Serve hot with red currant jelly, steamed vegetables and a politically liberal sprinkling of croutons.
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Rats
tcpip:
Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 08:00 pm Unusual -- but they swear by it. look at the unlocked symbol, peopl
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Penis Stew

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal.
Apparently innards, including penis, once played a major role in Jewish cooking.

This recipe is taken from The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa Dickson and Jennifer Paterson. New York, Clarkson Potter, c1998


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malasadas - by seismic
malasadas:
Jun. 18th, 2011 @ 01:08 pm (no subject)
"They banned the subject of the attack so they could no longer defend themselves."

Irony much?
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Freakabibble!
lafinjack:
May. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:58 am "Extremism in the defense of insanity is no vice."
Liveblog: Unfolding Details of Osama bin Laden's Death; Melvin Udall Reacts



"Me me me, me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me! Me me me me me me, me me me me, me me me, me me me me. Me me me me me? Me me me me me me me me me me - me me me me me - me me me me me. Me me me me me. Me me me. Me me me me. Me me me me me me me me ME ME ME!!!"
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Booooring...
lafinjack:
Nov. 17th, 2010 @ 11:44 am (no subject)
Many years ago three grand things happened, comrades.

Each celebrates its anniversary today.

Longest ago of the two, after nearly a decade of diplomatic talks, the United States recognized the great Soviet Union as a nation on November 17, 1933.

Verily, this was a momentous occasion, but only the start of the numerous great achievements of the USSR.

It was also on November 17, this time in 1970, that the Lunnik Program managed yet another world first.

Not wasting precious human lives like the decadent Americans had the previous year, the Lunokhod I was the first robotic spacecraft to land on the moon, collect lunar samples, and return to the Motherland - or any land at all.

Ultimately, the most important event we celebrate this day is the splitting of the Social Democratic Labour Party into the Bolsheviks and the Menshiviks.

Decades ago on November 17 1903, our early inspiration, Vladimir Lenin, led this Bolshevik bloc on to amazing things in the years to come.

As you well know, all this is but the past.

Leading us into the future are our chosen politicians, making way for a new American society.

Let us not forget those that have gone before us, but not let the future go out of sight as we do remember.
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Home of the enslaved.
lafinjack:
Aug. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:16 am Creamy Gazpacho Andaluz
This is from the July/August issue of Cook's Illustrated -- Now seriously, folks, I love every recipe I've posted, but it is August now and you can actually get REAL FRESH TOMATOES at a farmer's markey instead of the sad, flavorless, gassed things you get at your Megamart all year long.

We made this this weekend for guests at the summer house -- raves, all around. By far, the best gazpacho I've had in years.

Ingredients

3 pounds (about 6 medium) ripe tomatoes, cored
1 small cucumber, peeled, halved, and seeded
1 medium green bell pepper, halved, cored and seeded
1 small red onion, peeled and halved
2 medium garlic cloves, peeled and quartered
1 small Serrano chili, stemmed and halved lengthwise
1 slice high-quality white sandwich bread , crust removed, torn into 1-inch pieces
½ cup extra virgin olive oil, plus extra for serving
2 tablespoons sherry vinegar, plus extra for serving
2 tablespoons finely minced parsley, chives, or basil leaves
Kosher salt (or use half as much table salt)
Ground black pepper

Preparation

1.Roughly chop 2 pounds of tomatoes, half of cucumber, half of bell pepper, and half of onion and place in large bowl. Add garlic, chili, and 1½ teaspoons salt; toss until well combined. Set aside.

2.Cut remaining tomatoes, cucumber, and pepper into ¼-inch dice; place vegetables in medium bowl. Mince remaining onion and add to diced vegetables. Toss with ½ teaspoon salt and transfer to fine-mesh strainer set over medium bowl. Set aside 1 hour (doing this allows the salt to work on the vegetables, extracting water, forcing the proteins to separate from the from the flavor molecules, resulting more intense flavor).

3.Transfer drained diced vegetables to medium bowl and set aside. Add bread pieces to exuded liquid (there should be about ¼ cup) and soak 1 minute. Add soaked bread and any remaining liquid to roughly chopped vegetables and toss thoroughly to combine.

4.Transfer half of vegetable-bread mixture to blender and process 30 seconds. With blender running, slowly drizzle in ¼ cup oil and continue to blend until completely smooth, about 2 minutes. Strain soup through fine-mesh strainer into large bowl, using back of ladle or rubber spatula to press soup through strainer. Repeat with remaining vegetable-bread mixture and 1/4 cup olive oil.

5.Stir vinegar, minced herb, and half of diced vegetables into soup and season to taste with salt and black pepper.

Serving

After leaving in the refrigerator for several hours (overnight is best), ladle the creamy soup into a bowl, and top with a serving spoon of the diced vegetables and herbs to taste.

Serving this as an appetizer may suit hungry guests better than having it as a main course
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borkborkbork -- from uberprep
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