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Jul. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:57 pm (no subject)
The gauntlet has been dropped.

One minor problem: he kinda forgot he has friends-only comments turned on. Through various occult means I have notified him of this fact. Let's see what happens!

Also, who's got the vast list of conservatives who have visited this community hoping for tidbits?
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I'm the head of Vecna!
Mar. 30th, 2012 @ 08:11 am Dear panookah
Dear panookah:

We, the moderators of rant_about_cons have recently come to understand that you have a largely unsatisfied curiosity about our community and the activities therein which are hidden from the view of the general public.

Now it is with regret that we must inform you that we cannot extend an offer of membership to you. The truth of the matter is that you can be quite the pain in the tuchus, and while it is also true that many of our members also have that capacity, they are largely united in the belief that your tuchus pain potential is not a good match for our community.

However, we are not without some sympathy and understand that you might have questions you wish to ask on our own territory. It is in the spirit of cross community comity that we are offering you this post in which to participate at whatever level you feel comfortable or interested. Please understand that this is a limited time offer, and the moderators of the community cannot guarantee what kind of responses you receive from the membership. However, we do anticipate your participation with great interest.

Thank you in advance for your always unique and interesting perspective.


The rant_about_cons Moderating Team.
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llama-rific - ganked
Sep. 21st, 2011 @ 10:28 pm (no subject)
I speak to you now as your Supreme Leader, RACers. We have all heard about Comrade merig00's exploits in the wilds of Udallia. Sadly, he has paid the ultimate price and has been prematurely removed from combat for the crime of valiantly defending our sacred values against the Melvish Onslaught. His sacrifice will be remembered.
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Aug. 16th, 2011 @ 11:58 am (no subject)

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Jul. 29th, 2011 @ 05:17 pm (no subject)
Livejournal finally solves problem of Mel posting massive boring rants about dumb bullshit.
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Joker - glance
Jul. 10th, 2011 @ 01:24 pm Civet de lievre (Jugged Hare)
In our continuing quest against conservatism in the kitchen, I would like to offer an old classic, "Jugged Hare". Whilst it is by no means as radical as the offering of penis stew, this dish also shows that there is a great distinction between traditionalism in food and conservatism in food. Enjoy.

Find yourself one freshly killed hare. A couple of rabbits will do in a pinch (but not Kyoto's). Skin it, gut it, bone it; save the blood and add vinegar to it (prevents clotting). Wash the head, heart and liver. Add these, and the bones, into a saucepan with about 1.5 l of cold salted water. Add the blood. Bring to the boil and then simmer. Add a large carrot for irony, some onions with cloves. Let simmer for three or so hours. When cooled add bouquet garni (thyme and parsley are recommended).

In the meantime cut the hare into small pieces, flour and season with salt and pepper. Sauté until all parts are evenly browned. Add a handful of mushrooms.

Pour the blood-stock (which should be quite thick) over the hare pieces and add at least three cups of red wine or two cups of port. Cover and simmer for another hour.

Serve hot with red currant jelly, steamed vegetables and a politically liberal sprinkling of croutons.
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Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 08:00 pm Unusual -- but they swear by it. look at the unlocked symbol, peopl
Penis Stew

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal.
Apparently innards, including penis, once played a major role in Jewish cooking.

This recipe is taken from The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa Dickson and Jennifer Paterson. New York, Clarkson Potter, c1998

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pudge 75 -- aloha moira made this
Jun. 18th, 2011 @ 01:08 pm (no subject)
"They banned the subject of the attack so they could no longer defend themselves."

Irony much?
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May. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:58 am "Extremism in the defense of insanity is no vice."
Liveblog: Unfolding Details of Osama bin Laden's Death; Melvin Udall Reacts

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Nov. 17th, 2010 @ 11:44 am (no subject)
Many years ago three grand things happened, comrades.

Each celebrates its anniversary today.

Longest ago of the two, after nearly a decade of diplomatic talks, the United States recognized the great Soviet Union as a nation on November 17, 1933.

Verily, this was a momentous occasion, but only the start of the numerous great achievements of the USSR.

It was also on November 17, this time in 1970, that the Lunnik Program managed yet another world first.

Not wasting precious human lives like the decadent Americans had the previous year, the Lunokhod I was the first robotic spacecraft to land on the moon, collect lunar samples, and return to the Motherland - or any land at all.

Ultimately, the most important event we celebrate this day is the splitting of the Social Democratic Labour Party into the Bolsheviks and the Menshiviks.

Decades ago on November 17 1903, our early inspiration, Vladimir Lenin, led this Bolshevik bloc on to amazing things in the years to come.

As you well know, all this is but the past.

Leading us into the future are our chosen politicians, making way for a new American society.

Let us not forget those that have gone before us, but not let the future go out of sight as we do remember.
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